The Quest for Legacy Transformation
Are you the kind of developer who sees a pre-Composer PHP application and thinks “challenge accepted” instead of running away screaming?
Do you find yourself explaining why some code comments from 2011 say “temporary fix” but are still in production? We might have just the role for you.
And one of the strangest, hardest technical quizzes you’ve ever come across which will either set your brain on fire or send it into meltdown.
About Us
We’re an enterprise SaaS company (no outside investment) helping chief appraisers at banks with appraisal and environmental ordering.
Our small but mighty development team is modernizing our core systems. We’re an eccentric bunch who believe rooftop cocktails make decisions more interesting, and the best code reviews happen after someone brings donuts.
The Team
We’re a small group of developers who’ve seen enough legacy code to know that “quick fixes” are neither quick nor fixing anything. We value:
Required Experience
Technical Environment
CI/CD & Infrastructure
Development Stack
Quality Assurance
What We’re Looking For
What We Offer
The Challenge
To prove you’ve read this far, include in your application what these two lines would output:
echo strpos (“banana”, “na”);
echo strrev (“banana”);
No need to explain why – just include the two outputs in your cover letter.
How to Apply
Send us your resume, GitHub profile, and the answer to the challenge above. Bonus points if you can spot the intentional bug in our job posting (hint: there isn’t one, we just want to see if you’ll spend time looking).
Salary: $120K-140K USD Location: Remote (but our rooftop is in Tampa)
P.S. If you’ve made it this far and haven’t at least smiled once, this might not be the role for you.
We take our work seriously, but not ourselves.
Contact
Jeff Hicks, MAI
Founder
Realwired
813-230-3798
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